Here's the scoop.  There's nothing funnier than a middle age woman self-proclaiming herself the title of  "Malibu Barbie" and begs her Houston friends to email out invitations to her birthday bash. But even funnier, her so called pool party is suddenly canceled "due to the possibility of rain"??  Come on, according to the Facebook invitation it is clear it was cancelled due to the lack of RSVP's!   Karma maybe?  Sorry Malibu, stay in Malibu!  The Houston social scene is doing just fine without you.

On this note, I feel inspired to share some Etiquette 101 "Tips and Rules on how to NOT become a self-proclaimed Malibu Barbie". Guys and Gals grab your pens and paper and get ready to take some notes: 

1. If you are over the age of 40, it’s not appropriate to refer to yourself as "Malibu Barbie" especially if no one in Malibu even knows you exist. Nor should you use the abbreviation of "bombshell" in your email unless you're  delusional and you want to set yourself up.

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Every town needs a Perez Hilton, right?  My name is Matt and I am the "Hot Commodity".  I promise to keep it semi-clean but share some stuff I hear about town.  Are these rumors all they are cracked up to be?  It's MY job to report, I'll leave it up to YOU to investigate the truth!

Keep an eye out for Houston socialite Erica Rose.  This flower's been hitting the gym, pilates, yoga,  or whatever.... pretty hard these days...and for what???  Rumor has it she is taking reality TV by storm.  Look out for some new shows to pop up…she may make a few cameos…or steal the whole show…who knows??  Did you catch her in the recent episode of The Bachelor….“The Bachelor Tells All”  on ABC last Monday?  This tiara wearing celebutane is hilarious!  Looks like Producers and TV viewers can’t seem to get enough her.  I will stay tuned.

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